Let's beat the February Blah's
I know a lot of people can get a bit down this time of year and the February blahs start to set in (ok so maybe it won't be so bad this year since we didn't really start winter until half-way through January) so I thought I'd lighten things up with a joke or 2. They're not my jokes, I found them online and thought you might like them. Enjoy:
A client bought a new home and her agent wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After she had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry she was, the florist said. "Ma'am, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".
Top 10 Household Things Adults Learn From Kids:
10) There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
9) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late.
8) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
7) It will however make cats dizzy.
6) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
5) Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
4) Super glue is forever.
3) No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
2) Pool filters do not like Jello.
1) A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, usually only in retrospect).
Let me know if you have any good "real-estate" type jokes or quotes (sorry only clean ones please- this is a family site 
Take care,
Brenda